I was horsing around and decided to pony-up this post. You may not like it but please don’t equine about it.
Stalin said, “Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.” Does that mean when I’m sick as a dog, I should be grateful?
How I transformed marital conflict centered around the most basic of human functions into inspiration. But may not have resolved the marital conflict.
Promises should be kept, while rules are made to be broken. New Year’s resolutions fall somewhere in-between.
(With sincere and genuine apologies to Clement Clarke Moore.)
Believe me, you won’t find these gifts in ANY other catalog!
Q: What do you most dislike about your appearance? A: The envious stares it elicits from passers-by makes me uncomfortable.
“Using the same knife you almost sliced your finger off with last Thanksgiving…”
The rules of grammar were made to be broken, right?
I’ll offer my apologies to Longfellow as soon as the candidates apologize to the American public.