I was hoping for “distinguished,” but am lurching toward “extinguished.”
A step up from tweeting about it, perhaps?
“What’s for dinner?” I consider that a rhetorical question.
Lost power during a blizzard? Try these innovative ways to salvage dinner! Proceed at your own risk.
This post could be considered a bit flake-y.
Stalin said, “Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.” Does that mean when I’m sick as a dog, I should be grateful?
How I transformed marital conflict centered around the most basic of human functions into inspiration. But may not have resolved the marital conflict.
(With sincere and genuine apologies to Clement Clarke Moore.)
Believe me, you won’t find these gifts in ANY other catalog!
Q: What do you most dislike about your appearance? A: The envious stares it elicits from passers-by makes me uncomfortable.